Endtroduce yourself

Nessie Spencer
2 min readApr 27, 2020

Stop me if you think you’ve seen this stuff before…

Pretty sure you did. Yeah, you did. Of course, you did.

If you knew me for more than three years, you’d know that I’ll never stop writing, voicing my inner thoughts, try desesperately to get a minute or two of your time by saying something that could either be considered as funny or offensive. Because this is the world we are living now. Everything became increasingly political, everything is divisive, conflicting and the few times we tend to agree as a whole is because everybody above us are stupid. This is not Idiocracy just yet but we’re getting closer by the minute. But trust me, we are not there yet because if we were, we’d knew already.

This is my platform where I’ll try to do something productive and fun of my limited-yet-extended time as a worker in furlough who wants to share her insights about things we often question ourselves but never got bothered enough to look for answers. That’s okay, I can look for those answers for you between the time I finished my lunch and the time I feel like cooking dinner. That’ll give me things to do, stuff to think about and all the escapism I need in the time of coronavirus. 2020 wasn’t the year I would come back to writing as I swore three years ago in a now-defunct Medium post that I’ll never write another blogpost ever again after I have conceeded a crushing defeat against cyberbullying. I could talk extensively of what happened to me ever since but I’m still waiting for the NHS to provide me some needed therapy counselling. And they’re kinda busy right now.

All you really need to know about me is in the bio.

I won’t tell you where I live, nor where I work, nor who I live with. But you will know all about my obsession for the 90’s music, how I ended up being okay with one of my biggest fears, why I am unapologetically proud of my mixed heritage and every bit of comedy an awkward 5'4" woman can give you in a language she taught herself at age 6.

If you are being nice, I could tell you about my other projects. Unless you know them already, in that case HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!

Because if the mullet has to come back in 2020, so does Lionel Ritchie…

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Nessie Spencer

Living the weird kid fantasy since 1989. Notorious metalhead of colour, laughterbox, feminist and sometimes I also write stuff.